As this is the summer holiday season, loads of pictures will be taken, some good some bad...
BubbAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Every once in a while I spot products that can do better when modified...
I COULDN'T LET THIS ONE GO...
So people of KI Memories: If you wanna use my (re)design, drop me a mail and I think we will get to some agreement for a productline of my own...
BubbaH BubbaH!
Why women get all crazy when in or close to a scrapbook store???
I always was under the impression that they were dribbling over the smell of Hambly Screen Prints or the latest model of the Tote or something simular...
Man, was I wrong!
I am curious as to what's next...
BubbaH has left the building for the weekend!
Thank you! Thank you very much!
I assume I am not the only concerned father here, but...
How come I have to tell my children to be careful when drawing with filttips, glueing and such...
While she gets to tinker with ink without even being warned...
LIFE IS SO UNFAIR!
And to make matter worst... She invites other women to join in the making of mess on my diner-table! Does she warn them? NO!!! She even encourages them to experiment with all the stuff she puts outs!
This should make you smile to start your weekend!
Q: What's the difference between a Scrapper and God ?
A: God doesn't think he's a Scrapper.
Q: What's the difference between a Scrapper and a pizza ?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
BubbAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yes, I know... I haven't posted for some time...
I've been kept busy! She wanted to change the look and feel of her site, but guess who had to make those changes to the stylesheets and HTML? CORRECT, ME!!! And to make things complicated I also had a terrible headache (which lasted for 2 weeks - due to some tension???)
I came across this site where you can get T-shirts, that will definitely get you on the good side of your scrappin' spouse... So as we approach the Holiday season, I wanted to make sure that you got your shoppinglist up-to-date!
Have fun!
BubbaH!
Definitions of words are multiple... Same goes for Scrapbook!
I found this one and thought that it might come in handy (maybe even for your wives)...
http://amb.vis.ne.jp/mozilla/scrapbook/
This is a plug-in for FireFox (sorry for all those that use the Virus-spreading Internet Exploder)... With the plug-in you can save complete webpages with pictures, links etc... Have fun with it; you got all weekend!!!
Have a great weekend!
BubbaH!
Y'all seen this trend: shops that need to close 'cuz there is no more profit to make... Maybe it's time to change the assortment...
And most women do not have to shop for Xerox paper as it is the most stolen item from employers!!!
BubbaH!
My wife has this list she calls "Scrappers with clogs on" which is a summary of scrappers who either live in the Netherlands or have the Dutch nationality.
There is also this mania going on with Crocs... THE SHOES!!! not the reptiles!!!
Everwhere you look, you see kids and women (even a very few men in public) walking around wearing these monstrous, deformed, repulsive, hideous, ghastly, repelling, ugly, obnoxious, revolting, people-call-these-shoes...
So I was thinking to combine the two and guess what... THERE ARE LIKE A MILLION SCRAPPERS WITH CROCS!
I was so overwhelmed about the amount of people that embarras themselves in public, that I decided to gather them and collect them on my new Blog: Scrappers With Crocs!!!
When you are brand number X and you want a piece of the (scrap) pie, you need to come up with something that catches the eye of the potential public.
So you ask yourself: how do I sell paper TO WOMEN... Yeah that's right: PAPER! OK, you call it design-paper, but hey... to me it's all paper! I can hear you thinking... What is he rambling on about?
I'm here to take a stand to those (calling themselves entrepeneurs) that exploit our bodies (I'm just glad that isn't me...) to sell paper!!! Wanna see???
Do you wanna sell that stuff to men as well???
THEN WHERE IS THE GORIOUS (LADY) PRESENTER???
BubBAH!
Or Vivian Bonder using the book ring to pimp her nose?
Maybe Celine Navarro sat too close (with her lower lip) to the piece she was working on when she decided to add brads?
And what about the rubons she used? Or her hair: let me count the ways to use Dabbers... Someone could have told her: Enough...
BubbaHaHaHaHaHaH!Came across this and had to show y'all how far things can get out of hand!
They are starting to WEAR scrapbookstuff...
What's next? Dressing up our kids?
But looking at above picture explains the difference below!
BubBAHBAHBAH!
I stumbeled upon this one and immediately it made me think of the way Elsie Flanagan looks on EVERY picture??? Is it her trademark or does she just look that way all the time... Think I'll have to ask her "hubby".
Luckely she's a babe... can you otherwise image these pictures???
BubbaH!
So another weekend another DT meeting... Ever had 13 women packed in one livingroom? Care to know where I am going to be? NOT AT HOME!!!
I needed an excuse, and one was handed to me: A birthday party!!! Yes, she will have me go alone, excusing herself and feeling guilty!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
AND HOLIDAYS STARTS RIGHT NOW... Supposely SUMMER HOLIDAYS, but it looks more like AUTUMN LEAVES!!! For me and the boys that means showers, grey skies and lots of wind to blow leaves around; For her that means new books, stamps and loads of paper!
Did I mention there are NO more scrapbook supplies in my living room??? Everything found it's place in the scraproom... And if there was no space I hung up a shelf!!!
Nevertheless I know I am going to have a nice weekend.
BubbaaaaaaaaaaH!
I bet y'all thought I was leaving you without an entry for the weekend... Just keeping you on your toes! Nah, I was very busy yesterday... Had to straighten some stuff out at the boys' school (yes both of them are now going to school!!!)... and work of course, which took a bit more effort then usual as it was month's ending! After that had a quick bite at home and left for "GUYS NIGHT".
Every other friday my friend Sven invites me and a couple of others to do MEN'S STUFF at his place... It is just about the same as cropping, but rather than discussing the latest in paper, we discuss the really important things in live: iPhone's, music, computers, latest DVD's, websites and so on...
So now you know why, here is something to keep your wife off your back (it makes you look like you are considerating her and her hobby, but the reversed side is ALL FOR YOU)...
Have a great weekend!
BubbaH!
(Title free after "What People Do For Money - Divine Sounds")
Does your wife need to have this or that to create "the most beautiful piece ever"? Even though she already got something that does the exact same? But is already in her possession for more than a week? My wife always comes up with the most ridiculous reasons to buy something new: like selling some apparatus to buy the latest newest one...But this here women below hits rock bottom...
Have a nice weekend!!!
Oh BTW: this is to help you start your weekend off (REMEMBER 2 Vote for me):
BubbaH! Who has to work this weekend!
How come that men and women have different views on subjects?
When women think of alcohol they immediately link that to all the things they can do to their scrapbook layouts...
And this also explains why women (with their own scraproom) keep the doors closed...
TO KEEP THE FUMES IN!
Men just think of alcohol as a remedy (to all the misery this hobby of their wives has caused)...
BubbaH!
Is there anybody outthere (besides the INDUSTRY) that REALLY wants men to scrapbook? Sit in on crops, weekends etc. with nothing but women-talk and girlie-stuff? Does any woman want her friend/husband to get in touch with his feminine side and cry over this or that picture with a "story to die for"...
Can you imaging what kind of layouts would be produced???
I SURE DO NOT WANT TO BE THERE DOING THAT!!!
Does any of you ladies know the meaning of the word SCRAP?
Well, according to Wikipedia...
Scrap is a term used to describe waste metal. Old, unwanted metal such as parts of vehicles, building supplies, and surplus materials, are taken to a wrecking yard (known colloquially as scrapyards), where they are processed for later melting into new products.
Which also goes to say for the stuff YOU are supposed to be using... RECYCLE the leftovers and use yesterdays newspaper (not just for Fish'n'Chips or the Kittylitter), in stead of all new! Don't you have enough??? Take an example of Daphne's latest work... she even uses the PHONEBOOK!!!
Now can any of you ladies explain to me why you all have the urge (and act on that urge) to constantly buy NEW scrapbookarticles, while the meaning is to re-use all your old junk! AND YES, OF COURSE MY WIFE DIFFERS FROM MY OPINION!!! SHE SELLS YOU THAT STUFF!!!
IN STEAD OF THROWING AWAY THE LEFTOVERS, RECYCLE THEM ONTO YOUR LO'S!!! USE WHAT YOU ALREADY HAVE!!! SO WE DO NOT HAVE TO REBUILD OUR HOUSES TO CREATE MORE SPACE FOR MORE JUNK!!!
And maybe when you cleared out your boxes, maybe, yes maybe then you can buy some more...
BubBAHBAHBAH!
Does your wife also keep reffering to this and that woman and her techniques and beautiful work? And once that woman writes an entire book (well... it's more like a collection of layouts with extended journaling) she can't wait to get her hands on a copy...
