How to keep a scrapbooking woman happy?

Is it difficult?
Nah, you only have to be:
1. a friend
2. a pal
3. a lover
4. a big brother
5. a father
6. a teacher
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a technician
12. an interior decorator
13. a designer
14. an exterminator
15. a psychologist
16. a shrink
17. a healer
18. a willing ear
19. an organizor
20. a good husband
21. clean
22. Sympathetic
23. Atletic
24. Warm
25. Polite
26. courteous
27. Intelligent
28. funny
29. Creative
30. Tender
31. Strong
32. Understanding
33. Tolerant
34. Patient
35. Ambitious
36. Capable
37. courageous
38. determined
39. Loyal
40. dependent
41. Passionate

LET'S NOT FORGET TO:
44. Give her compliments (often)
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be filthy rich
48. Never make her nervous
49. NEVER look at other women

And of course:
50. Give her loads of attention, but do not expect too much yourself
51. Give her lots of time, just for her
52. Give her space, do not wonder where she is going

But above all it is VERY important that you:
53. Never forget her birthday
54. Never forget your wedding anniversary
55. Never forget an appointment she made

How do you keep the husbands satified?

1. Leave hem be
2. Give him food
3. Let him handle the remote

JEEZ!! MEN CAN BE SO DEMANDING!!

BubbaH!