TOOLTIME!!!

Everyone knows Tim "The Toolman" Taylor of the sitcom Home Improvement, right???

Now...

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF TIM TOOK UP SCRAPBOOKING???

Watch and enjoy!

Have a great DIY weekend!!!

BubbaHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sports

Remember I told you that Sunday is THE evening for men to watch a weekend full of sports? But you never get the chance to watch as the reporter (no matter how loud the sound of the speakers) always has great difficulty to get over the amount of noise she makes when scrapping... I hear you wondering "how?"...

It ain't the scissors and paper that make the noise! No is her! Yabbing all the time! To friends on the phone while scrapping... or worse... scrapping with friends!!!

Wanna keep her quiet??? I got this hint on Saturday (in a scrapbook store - from a scrapbooker) overhearing a conversation between two women, where one said to the other that she "could sit, watch quietly and enjoy" her paper collection just by pulling it out and sit and watch...

So next Sunday, bring out her whole collection of paper (and be sure to pull out the new hambly - it smells like Vanilla), set her up in a corner and...

ENJOY THE GAMES!!!

BubbaH!

Definitions

Definitions of words are multiple... Same goes for Scrapbook!

I found this one and thought that it might come in handy (maybe even for your wives)...

http://amb.vis.ne.jp/mozilla/scrapbook/

This is a plug-in for FireFox (sorry for all those that use the Virus-spreading Internet Exploder)... With the plug-in you can save complete webpages with pictures, links etc... Have fun with it; you got all weekend!!!

Have a great weekend!
BubbaH!

SALE!

Y'all seen this trend: shops that need to close 'cuz there is no more profit to make... Maybe it's time to change the assortment...



And most women do not have to shop for Xerox paper as it is the most stolen item from employers!!!

BubbaH!

Scrap Yard

You see when they wanna popularize scrapbooking amongst men, they drag in the "born to be wild" attitude... But everyone knows that to appeal to men you need to bring on:

BOOZE
BOOPS
&
BIKES!!!

So don't come up with some lame movie like below:

Have a great weekend!
BubbaH!

Finance

There is women & finance... And then you also have "scrapbooking women" & finance!!!



How come they think they're so business-smart, when they still need us to do the math... or the books...

BookBAH!

Scrappers with Crocs...

My wife has this list she calls "Scrappers with clogs on" which is a summary of scrappers who either live in the Netherlands or have the Dutch nationality.

There is also this mania going on with Crocs... THE SHOES!!! not the reptiles!!!

Everwhere you look, you see kids and women (even a very few men in public) walking around wearing these monstrous, deformed, repulsive, hideous, ghastly, repelling, ugly, obnoxious, revolting, people-call-these-shoes...

So I was thinking to combine the two and guess what... THERE ARE LIKE A MILLION SCRAPPERS WITH CROCS!

I was so overwhelmed about the amount of people that embarras themselves in public, that I decided to gather them and collect them on my new Blog: Scrappers With Crocs!!!