Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Let's Trade!!!

For all of you who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you open a bottle of wine:

I was driving home from one of my business trips when I saw an elderly man walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, I stopped the car and asked the man if he would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the man got into the car.
Resuming the journey, I tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the man. The old man just sat silently, looking intently at everything he saw, studying every little detail, until he noticed a brown bag on the seat next to me.
"What's in the bag?" asked the old man. I looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my scrapbooking wife."
The man was silent for another moment or two.
Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, he said

"Good trade."
Bubbahahahah!

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